This Lucky customer won the iphone 3 and only took 37 weeks to ship. Since he ran out of food in his house he decided to take a few bites out of his new ugly fat free phone. He said it tasted like an oatmeal raisen cookie. Ever since we shipped him his load of crap he has been eating apple phones. He died last week because of phone poisoning. His family sued us for 59.4 billion dollars. Only 3 people went to his funeral. They were his cat, his dog and his mentally challenged goldfish.
This kid used to live in a box on the streets of Detroit until we hooked him up with this all new iphone 5c with a built in cup holder and a all new flappy bird. After a month of him having this limited edition piece of crap phone he made enough money to buy a frap from Starbucks. Then he died because he tried to eat the battery in his phone. His family sued our company 3.7 trillion dollars because their son was stupid and ate an Iphone. Even though our company has made people loose their lives because of the chemicals that we put in our phones, you should sign up today.
This man won the phone of his life when he entered to win. He won the extremely horrible iphone 3g. He didn't read the instructions so he thought that the horrible crap shack phone was water proof. He wanted to try the water proof phone in the water so he went to the George Washington bridge. He took a deep breathe and without hesitation he did a 360 no scope twist flip chicken nugget biscuit back flip cheese doodle mlg fazeclan jump. Not only was he stupid enough to think that the phone was water proof but he also jumped right over a large rock. He died. The phone also died. We are very sad to hear that the phone died. I bet many people will be at the phones funeral. Also, his pet dog sued us for 872.3 Billion dollars in cash